i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

(Source: lnternetexplorers, via amberopants)

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lyssa-horan:

1d-till-the-end:

silenceisloudthatsall:

kickingincrediblydopesh-t:


This is seriously the best thing ever. 

EVERYONE WATCH THIS.

NOW.

My heart just melted.


I WANT TO HUG THIS MOTHER.

PARENTING: YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT

^that.

omg they’re precious

(Source: sunkissedsanity, via kelsey-j)

me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner

presumably-ukrainian:

the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn 

honey, you missed auburn big time

This show was the only show I really ever watched on Disney.

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via whereasskickingbegins)

Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
Petunia: ...
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
Petunia: ...
Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.

literallyrapunzel:

i would cry and never stop crying

(Source: lovelaine, via amberopants)

Creed: So, hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay...
Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
Creed: I don't know...
Harry Potter Fandom: I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
Percy Jackson Fandom: I wish I could go to Camp Half Blood!
Glee Fandom: I wish I could sing like that!
Doctor Who Fandom: I wish I could travel in the Tardis!
Gone Fandom: I never want my life to be anything like those books.
follow-the-jabberjays:

This isn’t that good of a score but Rebloging because of the 69

follow-the-jabberjays:

This isn’t that good of a score but Rebloging because of the 69

crispychocolate:

yeahnofuckthat:

did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom

grew up to be chip skylark

SPITS

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